Tuesday, September 2, 2008

No Cats in America and No Crackheads in Alaska

Ahhh, Diddy. You make this too easy.

Here's a little bit of Sean Diddy, never-ending font of wisdom Combs' take on the Palin nod. If you want to watch the actual video, be forwarned that it is littered with f-bombs and brain-exhausting ignorance.


"You are buggin'. I don't even understand what planet you are on right now"

"This is the job to be the leader of the free world, OK? No disrespect. I love you. I want you to live to be 110. But things happen. What if God forbid, you got a running mate, you become president ... Alaska? Alaska? I don't even know if there's any black people in Alaska."

"Lady's nice, she's cool ... she's a heartbeat away. She's gonna be on the phone with South Korea. I mean, what in the hell ... Alaska? You should've gotten Michelle Obama to be your running mate. Now that would have been something strategic and fly. This one right here, is not respectful of our lives, diverse lives."

"You my man, God bless you. You're a great war hero, but you are bugging the F---out."

"I'm going to bring millions out to the polls November 4 to make sure the young people ... come out and get busy on ya'll asses on November 4th ... Alaska? What is the reality in Alaska. There's not even crackheads in Alaska ... no black people. No crime."
Is that anything like "there are no cats in America?" Yes, the was a Fievel reference. Oh boy.

John McCain. Are you listening? Michelle Obama! Why didn't you think of that?! That would, indeed, have been fly. And also, what if you do not live to be 110, and you die in office and this woman, this lowly governor, is forced to talk on the PHONE with SOUTH Korea? South KOREA?!?

You've been put on notice Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin: the youth of America are going to get busy on your a**es at the polls, per request of Sean Combs, if we're going to use "government names." Consider yourselves warned.

I don't, I can't... I'm just at a loss for words. Diddy, it really takes the wind out of of my sails when you're so ignorant and yet pompous that you effectively mock yourself.

I love election years. And rappers. Oh, the love.

2 comments:

zachsbebe said...

What the heck was "Diddy" on when he decided to give that speach?!? And if he really thinks the youth of America...the smart ones...will take his advice he's really on something!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Sean needs a dose of reality. He lives in a world marred by self-pitty and self-victimization. He's right, we do have a problem with crackheads, but Alaska doesn't... isn't that a good thing? Would that actually serve to indicate that Sarah Palin kept the state relatively crack-head free.

Is his problem that Alaska doesn't have quite the diversity of other states? Does that mean Sarah Palin is under-qualified, because the demographics in Alaska are different than those of New York City or Chicago?

Here's the truth about this crap. P. Diddy or whatever the heck he calls himself is just like all of these other under-educated over mediacized punks who walk around thinking that they have all this wisdom from the streets. Wisdom comes from education, wise older relatives, experience, and, dare I say, the Bible.

The fact is that he wants the government to do all the work and fix all of the problems. The truth is, the government sucks at fixing problems like "crack heads in Alaska". The government sucks at managing healthcare. The government sucks at pretty much everything except for protecting it's people.

You want to fix the problems in this country, P. Diddy? The first thing you need to do stop BEING the problem. Peace out.